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One paragraph that explains life!

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Vehicle number plates from Ahmednagar

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'"
"But that's right!" The father replied.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What the heck's the stupid difference?" asked the father.
"That's what I said!"

The Elephant

This is truly an amazing story...

A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college.

While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could, he worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenage son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared at him and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, severely injuring him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant...

Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married.
So Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage. "Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is cute.

"Well," said Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."

"And how will you live?" "I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."

Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"

"Well," said Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."

A gas station in Punjab was trying to increase its sales, so the owner
put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local Sardar Bantasingh pulled in, filled his tank, and then
asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to
10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The sardar
then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number
was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same sardar, along with a buddy, Santasingh, pulled
in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor
again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct
number.

The sardar guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it
was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were
driving away, the sardar said to his buddy, "I think that game is
rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Santasingh replied, "No it ain't, Bantasingh. It ain't rigged --- my
wife won twice last week!!